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    This JUST arrived in my email, and I feel so honored to be chosen to help this poor man.

    Since we're all friends here, I thought I'd give you all a chance to share the wealth. Who wants to give me his/her phone number?

    Good day,

    I am chief Dan Etete former minister of petroleum in Nigeria Under
    themilitery regime of late General Sanni Abacha(President Federal Republic
    of Nigeria). It happened to be that the Swiss government has refused to drop
    the fraud case leveled against me. A Swiss court in Geneva is already on its
    investigation against me. Renard Van Rugmbelse, the examining magistrate has
    implore Judicial Authorities in France to assist him to investigate this
    case.

    I have been accused of money laundering when I was a minister of petroleum
    in Nigeria and also accused of acquiring movable asset and real estate. The
    apparent fact against me according to the magistrate, state that a Report
    dated 23rd July 2001 from the special investigation panel of Nigeria on
    corrupt practice shows that I received $100million in secret Commissions
    from petrol companies in my various Swiss account while I was a minister of
    petroleum matters. Investigation has also shows that I have opened an
    Account (number 127350) with credit Agricole indosuez in Geneva through a
    Company .Moncaster Associate where I received another $20million commissions
    from EIF petroleum Limited.Also investigation has proved that I have reinvesting a part of the
    income in my house at Neily,a castle at Bouley Morin and two pleasure ship
    in France.

    I must say that i am so confused; I don't know what to do as of now. Infact
    am under pressure now .It happened to be that the Nigerian government is
    waiting anxiously for the outcome of the investigation of the Swiss
    government before charges against me. Meanwhile i cannot transfer any money
    with my name any more and it is apparent to me that the Nigeria government
    will collect all my belongings. I therefore wish to appeal to you
    seriouslyand religiously for your urgentassistance to
    claim the beneficiary of 58millon us Dollar I have deposited security
    company.

    The funds are two trunk boxes deposited in security company.I did not tell
    the security company that the two trunk boxes contains money, I told them
    that it contains family valuables. Note that the two trunk boxes arewell
    sealed with a code number which I shall give you and with
    all important information based on your good response.

    As soon as you indicate your interest send your personal phone
    numberparticulars. Conclusively I agreed to offer you 30% of the total sum
    and 10% of anyincident expenses and 60% is to held on trust by you until I
    can decide on asuitable business investment in your country.


    Please reply urgently and treat with absolute Confidentiality and

    Sincerity.

    May GOD Bless
    Yours truly
    Dan Etete
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    Oh gae!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!!!!!! Give the number to me because I have LOTS of money I want to send to this POOR, POOR guy. How dare anyone accuse some poor public servant of criminal dealings???? Sure!!!! And if you believe me then contact me ----- I have a bridge I want to sell you. BULL$HIT!!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]mad.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img] As I have said before - ALL politicians are crooks!!!!!!!!!!

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    Sluggo, I think you read it wrong. He wants to give money to ME!

    I know this has to be true, because I got it in my email.

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    OH! My mistake! Then by all means, give him my e-mail address. I'm sure he will want to give ME money too. [img]wink.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

    I stand by my last statement!!!!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbs_down.gif[/img]

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    So gae are you gonna stick with what you have, or are you gonna go for what's in the boxes? [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]confused.gif[/img]

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    Greg, if you'll email me YOUR phone number, we'll spilt the millions in the boxes, OK?

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    Actually gae, I've gotten one like this before myself.

    Sounds almost exact, but I dont think the money was in boxes.

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    I wasnr suggesting that this isnt one of those special moments in life for you.
    I mean this is like hitting the lottery.
    That is if the lottery was a scam that involed becoming part of something that would most likely leave you pennyless and tied to some sort of super scam.

    You should cherish this opportunity, for it may never come your way again [img]graemlins/sure.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img]

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    HEY!!!!!!! What about me????? I was the first to respond!!!!!! That should count for something!!!!!! Shouldn't it???? [img]graemlins/broken_heart.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/wonder.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/broken_heart.gif[/img]

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    Sorry Greg. I'm certain I was specifically chosen.

    Go find your own displaced Nigerian, OK?

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